It all happened so fast. She’d already had her “O”s, man was down and she was ready for pillow talk. She wasn’t the pillow talk kind of girl, and definitely her sistas would not approve, but heck after all he’d made her feel. He deserved a fast forward past her walls. 

It all happened so fast.

He’d just bent to pick up his boxers but stumbled into her vibrating dildo. 

“What is this?!”I don’t know what went through her mind that instant, but in my mind I just thought. Damn. “I can explain” she said. “why? He doesn’t deserve an explanation. You’ve barely dated for a minute.” I thought to myself as I watched the scene unfold before my very eyes. But what do I know?  I continue watching the new Tyler Perry series – ‘Sistas’.  

We – Sabrina and I, both noticed his expression soften. “Want to play?” At least that’s what I think he said, Since I nearly choked on my own saliva when I heard the conversation that followed. 

Here’s a little background about me. I’m a good girl who pretends to have gone rogue, but when shit gets real I tend to hightail. And shit was about to get real. 

“Ummm, I’m okay I’ve already had….” 

“Not for you, for me” 

“Would you mind…” He puts on a smile. 

I am shocked. I am already texting my girls. Sabrina is shocked. Sabrina can’t text her girls. She nods to agree. I shake my head to disagree. 

I can’t believe this is happening. What is happening in the first place? Sabrina is freaking out. But she needs to see this through. 

I need to see this through too; my girls will need the nitty gritty details.

So I sit in that disapproving but patient position that my parents sit when they’re about to lecture me or my siblings. The one that says “I’m very disappointed in you but…” and brace myself for the most cringe worthy scene in life. 

Our guy with Sabrina’s help pushes the 6 inches (could have been more) up his… to be continued