In this small universe, we live in there exists different types of relationships, starting from the top of the board being the romantic relationships that lead to dating, marriage, kids, heartbreaks and many more shenanigans, but other than that there are platonic relationships which constitute of family relationships and other friendly relationships. For now, am interested in one quite funny kind of relationship, many people share it but little know about it, its the famous bromance.

Bromance is a unique bond between two guys which is also filled with drama as all kinds of relationships. The only difference is its only a few guys who can accept they are in a relationship with a guy friend.

Lets get deeper in this mystery, have you ever wondered why there are different shakes for different guys? Azin why it would be so easy to hug a nigga but the rest nah. Yeah yeah gross ur faces all the way really putting your gay radars to test…hahaha, congrats guys it works u aint gay and am pretty sure you are homophobic. Ok back to the story, guys you see whether you hug with both arms or just one….the ones that say I wanna shake but you manigga bruh lemme just throw in half a hug for the sake bruv….a hug still is a hug.

Phew now that that’s clear lets sink even deeper, what happens when you meet a guy for the first time u normally shake hands or a cosy fist bump quickly shifting back to whatever you were doing. But slowly as you continue to farmiliarise a fist bump turns to signature shake moving to a shoulder bump then a one hand shake shoulder bump hug, or even all out hugs or fully crafted signature shakes. All these different types defining the stage of the friendship between the guys.

Its starting to hit huh? Yeah I see you remember the time you met your friends squad right n totally didn’t know any of them right. Am pretty sure you went all out on ur homeboy quickly passing through the bystanders like wind. Yeah you infected too bruv, humble down lemme educate you as I serve this delicious cup of coffee.

Picture a guy friend who probably you would describe as your best friend, ninja, morio, nigga, depending on how much TV you watched while you were young. Now think about how you greet him each day or maybe even how you greet when both of u never seen each other in a long time. You go all out as if you just saw ur girl. Its true shrug all you like, why? This is why when you’ve not seen your girl too long n you guys meet most of all you turn all smiles and feeling all cosy and beautiful inside n s**t and if you are truly honest with yourself its the same feeling you feel when you meet your hombres.

Now picture this there is not very abled girl, not being rude to our precious angels, ladies, tries so hard to get you to smash that thing sore, all you usually so creeped out by the whole issue and very disinterested but lemme add a twist to the story, lets say this not very abled girl is your friend? You always bored when she is around and plainly show the disinterest but playing it so cool so you still can be friends. This is the case to that nigga who is a friend but anchor to your capsizing wallet boat. You never fully cosy with the nigga when you all meet right? And the same case always bored and showing disinterest whenever both of you meet and you show it with the type of shake you offer them when you meet.

So now you slowly getting it huh, this is the truth guys and most of us av really tried to disapprove this in one of those discussions girls try to disapprove our manhood. Too bad guys we caught up in the web too. So sad, anyway the truth still remains that our world is filled with deep mysteries that are both exciting and mysterious. So just lean back sip your cup of coffee as we sink deep in this thought.

Mr COFFEE POT signing out….