Ever sat down at 3 in the morning soft playlist on the headsets coffee at bay and head running with all sorts of crazy ideas but zero scaling and phrasing skills…..hahaha bull shit. Don’t mind my language I know all of u are too busy right now to even think straight. I mean some are 6feet under in their sleep graves, and well others inches deep. But guys its time we had a serious Serious SERIOUS!!! Talk.

I mean we all hit…. yeah right…. but do all of us get the screaming back-scratching gasps of breath? Hell no! and trust me you don’t know how sweet the apple is till you have tasted it. I won’t brag but let’s just say I have had my own share screamers…ulalalala my friend you don’t know what you’re missing…. just the thought of the cited episode of Zanes chronicles sends chills down my spine. Just like that spasms of energy run to my mechanical heart and boom blood runs to its final destination.

You see the difference between us is I like going down and dirty and most of you well let’s just call it to shy to play. I recently had a discussion with some of my homies .Believe me the ideology of sex they had come right out of a children’s novel. To them, it’s a just a meet and greets session of organs..hahaha wait I have to recap on that…but to me it’s a full course dish that’s is supposed to be partaken as per every serving.

So, guys why don’t I pull you into my world for a short while. Now for us to really cover this sensitive matter we will have to do a semester full course. So today’s lesson we are going to cover the famous CUNNILINGUS…..ooooh yes I said it….. here is the question can you do it? To some just by the thought of it…..eeeewwww I know you can’t finish the statement but if you targeting to finish more than just her name you have to be willing to kiss more than just her horizontal lips.

Picture yourself in a situation where she(or they) is trembling and shaking just by the touch of the tongue. Wait till she pulls the little hair growing from your head as she tries to grab all imaginary poles in the air, that’s when you will realize what you have been missing. I can’t deny some of us do it but do we really do it right? I mean do we REALLY DO IT RIGHT!! First things first you have to learn everything that entails the sacred forbidden fruit the KUCHI. Yeah, you might know its name and that it has an entrance where the premature growth between your legs should pass through, but trust me you don’t know it.

You see the good thing with God He left us treasures on this sacred fruit that if you know where x marks the spot then my brother you have struck GOLD. I am not here to give a biology lesson. Though I guess every teacher offers assignments so let’s take this as mine . FIND THE GOLD, once you have achieved this then we can move to step two.

The second question is are you willing to go for an adventure? Not, all girls are the same. They have the fruit but all girls are different as not all these fruits are the same. So, for you to really get there you must go on a discovery tour down her pleasure tunnel to find where everything is.
Once we have concurred mt Everest now we can have the fun. You see just by the touch of your lips on the right intended spot she will quiver in pleasure and her wells will start running full with water.

Then comes the tongue…heh did you know this small organ packs the biggest punch if used right… I can attest and confess to all my sins. I have licked, sucked, and to some point penetrated with the said weapons of my mouth and trust me my face towel can attest to the aftermath. Once you know where everything is and what does what and you are willing to do what it takes then you are fully equipped with an arsenal so lethal you could simply tear down armies, cute armies just to emphasize.

I have to sign off now but I hope this tip of an iceberg is huge enough to topple you into a land of pleasure and fortune. DRINK OFF, MY SONS!

Its Mr Coffee Pot signing out.